Welcome to the island of misfit toys



you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(via padaleckawaii)

(Source: hazelshaw, via glados-made-me-do-it)


i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via katherinbecketts)

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department, via glados-made-me-do-it)


Pictures of Sunsets through Shattered Mirrors by Bing Wright 

(via alwaysredfire)


1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

— Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via groudon)

(Source: aumoe, via smexybitch)




And this is why the Olympics are in Tokyo in 2020. 

(via alwaysredfire)

Anonymous said "One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?"











Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


Oh snap


taking pictures with stacks of money is always what strippers do to brush off the fact that they lost their dignity and self respect.  Money is the only thing they have to throw in your face about how amazing they think they are.  little do they realize money can’t buy you back your pride

people can do whatever the fuck they want. she has a good income and yknow, maybe she likes being a stripper. maybe she’s proud of her body and being beautiful. mAYBE you need to shove your shitty opinions back into your mouth. because you do not know her life or her feelings.

and maybe shes a disease ridden loser whore who thinks its easier to spread her pussy lips on a stage than it is to actually work for her money and has such a terrible reputation in her city that shes only known as dumpster trash to pretty much everyone shes ever come in contact with… know just because you like to think she MIGHT be happy, doesnt mean she is.  the opposite is also possible, and she might actually be a horrible person, you don’t have any idea and my take on the situation is just as valid as yours is, so fuck your mother

Because shaming sex workers must make you a good person right? Doesn’t make you a self conscious bitch in any sense of the term of course. 

To some people all women are dumpster trash. I know people who have done stripping, few professionally, but they’re plenty happy to do it. Especially in terms of other jobs they could have at that time - I imagine you’re gonna be a lot happier and wealthier as a stripper than working at a McDonalds. 

But, no, your take on the situation isn’t as valid as theirs. See, because YOUR take makes negative assumptions about people and is your way of trying to insult a woman for her career choice in the most disgusting manner possible, based on no evidence that she is anything you call her, but only based on the fact that she is a professional stripper. Whereas the other persons is a “live and let live” testament. It’s automatically considerably more valid because it requires less evidence. 

In short, you sound like a horrible, horrible person :) Don’t shame sex workers. Ever. 


- Mod Dawes Sr. 

i’ll shame anyone i please, you sell yourself.  you’re disgusting, sorry bout it.  have some class, pull your shit together, and stop getting upset when people think you’re nasty :)

Stop getting upset about how people you have no connection to live their lives. :) Honestly, how do you have a right to use such terms to refer to another human being but I nor anyone else has a right to be offended by it? Go eat a pine cone madam. 

(By the way, it might interest you to know that Cassandra Peterson, the woman who played Elvira, was a go-go dancer at a gay bar and was a topless dancer in a James Bond flick. So I find it a little ironic that you’re shaming strippers while impersonating a character played by a woman who was absolutely not shy about her sexuality). 

- Mod Dawes Sr.

So does this person not realize that strippers aren’t the same as prostitutes? Strippers are dancers. Just because you take your clothes off doesn’t mean you’re letting people sleep with you. What, can she get STDs just from the gazes of patrons? What the fuck kind of sex education did this imbecile receive?

In most strip clubs, men are not even allowed to touch the dancers.

Not that prostitutes are dirty, of course. Most of the ones you’ll encounter on tumblr get checked regularly, use protection, etcetera and so forth. They don’t just let guys with STDs (especially not shit like AIDS) sleep with them.

Stop watching television shows and maybe talk to actual sex workers who know the business better than you? I suppose you think all gangsters talk in an exaggerated Italian accent, too, don’t you? Because if they show it on TV, it must be exactly like reality!!!



y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 


idk wat ur talking about.

(Source: officialcoolinternetgang, via ezzero)